"He paused for a couple of seconds before continuing. "I got you into this mess, I'll get you out. I don't care if I look like a fool." The judge has ...rranged to make sure that you won't be recognized," Our lawyer assured him. "No one will ever know that you're a man."My dad was willing to dress up as a woman, cook and clean for the Post's just to get me out of the detention center? How bizarre could things get? I was terrified to go back to the center but how could I let dad humiliate himself. "I reckon you must be following us." Looking up he saw the twins, this time both of them were smiling down at him. Feeling reckless, and realising that he was terribly lonely, he decided he would like to get to know them better."Can you blame me?" Ooh I like it, can we join you? One girl asked with a wicked impish smile... "Certainly." Tony replied."My name is Tony.I'm Sarah and this is my sister Sue - I think." One girl replied."You see we have great fun in confusing people. And if we try. ”“But that’s hundreds of dollars even for a cheap one, and I have the feeling that cheap isn’t going to happen. And, besides, I live in a fucking cave,” he returned, obviously deeply worried. “I have no place to keep a tux, and after the wedding, nowhere to wear one, ever. Look,” he said, desperation in his voice, “Jas and I thought that you would bring someone from Earth to marry us, and that would be it. Now, I’m hearing about wedding plans, wedding dresses and a tux for me. I’m just a. Needless to say, that form of liberal thinking had not infiltrated into the Clark household as yet.Amanda's father was literally speechless when Tyrone showed up at the front door on dance night.But both of them being ultimate PC people (Politically Correct), Amanda's parents acted as if nothing was out of whack when the couple strutted down the driveway to the waiting limousine. In all likelihood, if their little Amanda showed up with a smiling female as a date, they would have all had a glass.