I had just finished painting my lips candy apple red, when I heard a man clear his throat in the bedroom door.Startled I turn and saw my uncle Bob sta...ding blocking the door. He was my mother’s older brother and had stopped by to say hello. He had been by the dinner and mother had told him to stop by and check on me on his way out of town. So engulfed in applying my makeup and the rain tapping on the roof, I had not heard him drive up or enter the house.He broke the awkward monument telling. I had been trying to hide a boner since her breasts accidentally fell out. I opened the bathroom door and I could hear her say "I want to see it again, pull it out." I could hear his pants opening and could tell she was looking and sizing it up. "Can I touch it?" I heard her whisper. All I heard was silence from him. "Its so hard!!" she whispered. I could tell she was probably stroking him. I quietly crept around the corner and saw that Cory was half sitting and half laying down with his pants. Her eyebrows were down and her teeth looked to be leaving permanent teeth marks on her bottom lip. "Just say what you gotta say," I muttered through my teeth. Tori stood up. "Eric, get your ass out of the pool!" she yelled, pointing at the ground. "Okay, shit," I said, climbing out of the pool. I stood up and looked straight at Tori as I tried to catch my breath. Her hands were on her hips. After a minute of gathering my thoughts and containing myself, I pointed my finger at Diane while still. “Eamon, you came here to find out about us. Am I right? You wanted to know our darkest secrets.”“Well, yeah, Emma. I’m supposed to find out if you are good or evil, from our point of view. We wanted to know what you might be hiding.”“That’s it, E-man. That’s what we are hiding. Everything else about us is out front. Do an audit. Investigate till the cows come in. All you will find out is what you already know; except for this.”Eamon still didn’t really understand. “What is this?” “My.