.It was one of those Saturdays. My husband was off ann hour and half before dawn to go climb a tree stand and kill Bambi and I was left bored and unf...lfilled again. He claimed that deer could smell a woman’s scent on a man for miles, no matter how many times he showered, so deer season was far from dear for me. It was frustrating as hell!!!As I stepped into the shower I thought about my friend’s husband. They had come down from Canada earlier in the week and were staying up in the k**s old. A few seconds elapsed, her head was still in his groin. She looked up, asking with glance why he had not released her yet."Finish your job, service girl" he demanded solemnly.She closed her eyes, sighed internally, and then opened her jaws wider, loading the rest of her dear customer sexual organs in her precious and ultra-sensitive mouth. Shaft and testicles soaking happily, she cried of disgust.While in that situation, her genius brain suddenly jolted and she devised a plan to counter the. It’s never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is up to you and no one else. 18. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don’t take no for an answer.19. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don’t save it for a special occasion. Today is special.20. Over prepare, then go with the flow.21. Be eccentric now. Don’t wait for old age to wear purple.22. The most important sex organ is the brain.23. No one is in charge of your happiness but. “Some days it feels like it, but no, not me. Captain Jack was a British sailor who landed here in the 1850s, but the specifics are a little vague. Same with Captain Jack; nobody’s even sure if he was even a captain, or whether he mustered out or deserted. Anyway, he built the first place.”“The first place?” asked Brenda.Joe nodded and grinned wickedly. “Captain Jack tended to both drink to excess and chase women. That worked out for him most of the time, but he had the misfortune to get drunk.