” “All right then. I will. Later.” My bird opened another bottle “Go on, Gavin! Lick his bum! Eat his fucking arse, mate!” Gavin got my bumh...le all wet with his tongue. All straight lads should try this, get a gay friend to give ‘em a good rimming. They don’t know what they’re missing. Then the alcohol really went to my bird’s head. “Stick your cock up my boyfriend’s arse, Gavin!” I held my hands in the air. “Whoa! Whoa! Don’t I get a say in this?” “Do you fuck! Just give him your arse, you big. Eat. Much to be happy for we have.”Taking his first bites, Malik replied, “Master, you never cease to amaze me. Even after everything that’s happened in the last few weeks, you still manage to keep your optimism.”“Keeps me going it does.”“That’s true, I suppose,” Serra said. “It’d be so easy to just give up…”“Worry not, Master Serra. Good you can still do in your life. Besides, last forever nothing does, not even the Empire. One day, years from now, a new hope will rise to oppose it.”Malik eyed. " Shoot me now," she groaned. "WAAFs aren't allowed to serve as aircrew,so that would be the end of my flying days. The best I could hope forwould be to be a telephone operator, to move model aircraft across a mapas a plotter in an operations room, or to be the driver for some bigwigwho'd probably think sex with me was a perk of his position. Then again,can you imagine the uproar if I returned as a woman?" True," I said. "So what was it like, living at Dr Frankenheim's medicalfacility all those. Exhibitionism:Thirty percent of people admit to having had sex in public or in an area where there was a high chance of getting seen or caught.Frotteurism:Around a quarter of respondents had engaged in something called frotteurism, which is getting turned on by touching or rubbing themselves against a stranger.Masochism:Almost 20% of people lived out the fantasy of being sexually aroused by being dominated or humiliated by another (think handcuffs).The people surveyed were by no means sexual.