Then one Saturday night I rented some porn and there was an anal scene, but this time I noticed the guy wore a condom and used a new product Astro-Gli...e. His cock slid right into this young honey and she seemed to be enjoying it, no look of pain on her face. Karen commented “gee it sure looks like she likes it, maybe I’ll surprise you”. Well my birthday was in a week and I knew what she meant. The next day I went out got some condoms and bought a bottle of Astro-Glide. Sure enough my birthday. "Look, I know things have been strange between us, and I don't know if it's something I did, or if somethings wrong, or if you just don't really want to be friends anymore, but I just want you to know that you're family, and even if you hate me, or never want to talk again, I'm always going to be here for you, and I'm always going to be your friend." I said."You were an asshole to me when we stayed with you. You didn't care about us, you didn't offer to help us apart from a place to stay, and. “I invoke you denizen of chaos……and show thyself...…by the changing seas of glass I conjure thee!” The last words rang out loudly in the confined space, which almost instantly turned eerily quiet. I waited, tense, for some sign that it had worked. Flickering candles, thunder, demonic laughter……..nothing. What a waste of time. I thought to myself. I stood up, turned on the lights, blew out the candles, dumped the incense into a nearby ashtray, and went back to the kitchen. I should have known. We have to talk." My job..." Your job is to keep us happy so we stay ... so sayeth your boss. Unless you quit, you are our personal attendant for the duration." I should check..." You walk out that door and I'll tell him about Adventures in Girl Scouting." Blackmail?" Yup ... besides, I bought the Inn. You work for us now." Didn't know it was for sale." It's not." But ... you said you bought it." I did." Then ... oh, it's not for sale." You're smarter than I thought. I knew you were stubborn.