“I’m good.”“Alright, now shift to your left side.” I rolled over with my face on the cold tile floor. “Give it a minute and tell me when y...u feel it coming.”“Oh shit!” I jumped up and sat on the toilet. A flood of liquid and unmentionable material came flowing out of my second hole. It was so embarrassing to do this in front of a stranger…and on camera! “I think I’m done.”“Yeah, that’s what Kristen said. Give it a few.” Sure enough, a minute later I felt a little more cramping and another flood. This is all your fault, and all of humanity's fault too!" Now. Come on. Fess up. Who ate the fruit first?!"God asked bitterly after a pause.Adam quickly threw the fruit onto the ground, and pointed to Eve."OH YOU FUCKING WHORE!! I KNEW CREATING WOMEN WOULD BE A BAD IDEA!! You women are nothing but trouble for men! You corrupted by poor, sweet, innocent, delicate flower Adam. This is exactly why I'm going to just sit back and allow your shameful gender to be persecuted, abused, and subjugated by. Although we did fuck on the couch a couple of the times.Finally the fourth of July weekend is here. We had great time, just like Memorial weekend. Each night David and I made love in his bed. I felt this is where I belonged. The kids just love it here. On the fourth, we went to downtown Saginaw and watched the fireworks display. It lasted for about forty-five minutes. It took a while to get home. The kids were pooped and so were we, but we still made love.It was the first Wednesday after the. Isn’t she great? For ages, I busied myself with school and work. There was rent to pay and I was also saving money for Bernard’s college education. Back in the day, I attended the University of Notre Dame in Haiti. It was important to me that my son attended a good college and made something of himself. That’s why I worked so hard. No matter how much I loved my family, I still had some needs they couldn’t satisfy. Some manly needs, if you people reading this drivel catch my drift. Yeah, I mean.