”My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I’m pretty sure she was hitting on me.My 60 year kindergarten reunio... is coming up soon and I’m worried about the 175 pounds I’ve gained since then.Denny’s has a slogan, “If it’s your birthday, the meal is on us.” If you’re in Denny’s and it’s your birthday, your life sucks!The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. I’m pretty sure she’s going to get me something.The location of your mailbox shows you how far. Let me show you something” I followed him into the living room. The bulge in his pants now very noticeable, I had never seen a penis before, but my curiosity was peeking. He sat down and slowly undid his pants, his penis jumped up, like a caged animal. It was so big, and full of veins, kind of intimidating, but inviting at the same time. At the tip a small drop of clear liquid was forming. “Have you ever seen one of these?” his voice faded, more like a murmur. “No, can I. "Fuck me," Judith gasped, her head beginning to spin from the sheer ectasy her little brother's dick was giving her, "Fuck me! Come on, fuck your sister's arse. Fuck my arse." She realised that such filthy language was turning her on too! "Yeah, that's it Aaron, my horny little brother, fuck me, fuck my bum. Cream my turds you horny little bastard. Uuuugh!" I'm shagging you up the bum Judith," Aaron needlessly pointed out, "Right in the bum! Oh yeah. Wow, it's so cool."Meanwhile, Mark was. Helps with the smell in the regular bunkhouses, too," Jesse said, grinning as he related this to me."Breakfast will be just after sunup. We're doing some branding tomorrow. Half the crew is out on the range watching the part of the herd needing branding. We could always use an extra hand, if you're willing." I afraid I wouldn't know what to do. I've never done that before."Jesse clapped him on the back, "Well, there's no time like the present to learn, then. I'll be by to make sure you.