She pushed his legs apart and he pushed himself back into the chair a bit more for her to sit in between them. Sipping the pop and trying to relax wit... the drunken atmosphere she rested her back on Jack and tried her best to speak to him through the noise of the crowd. “So why are we here Hun?” Lauren asked with the nicest smile, trying not to show her discontent. Jack couldn’t hear a word she said and decided to bring her closer to talk. He handed her the beer and she just looked confused, not. ”“I suppose not. But it’s strange that we’ve known each other nearly all of our lives.”“‘Nearly’? I can recall you as a baby-to-be!”“Not really. But we can both recall when I was about five and you six.”“Yes.” Rachel laughed. “And you knocked that drongo down and pummelled him.”“I can’t even recall his name.”“Nor I. But you can look up ‘drongo’ now.”“It says ‘A fool, a simpleton, an idiot’.”“Well, there you are! You’ve already employed your new reference book.”“What are we doing. Finally, there’s my wife, the mother of my children, Claire. Christ, how the hell did I land a beauty like her? We’re married twenty years today, and I never felt more blessed. Sure, we had our ups and downs, like any relationship would. But overall, I was in the black with this one. She gave me two amazing kids and was a devoted wife and mother. We met in highschool, and it was a long and arduous courtship, but she chose me amongst all the other suitors she could’ve had. It wasn’t long after. Jansen said.I didn’t have much on, so I was naked very quickly.“There you go. Now you look like a cute little girl again!” She said.I winced at being called a little girl again. But hearing Debbie refer to Ms. Jansen as ‘Ms.’ told me that she was in charge here, so I let it go.Ms. Jansen grabbed my hand and pulled me behind the counter. “Up you go!” She said as she lifted me by my armpits onto a padded table. Standing on one end of the table, she had me lay on my back with my feet pointing at.