"Well, be sure and do lots of fun things on the cruise and don't let anyone catch you two at it," I joshed."Well, we might just do some wild things, m...ybe your mom will buy a new bikini when we're down there, I hear they've got some tiny ones. There's also a nude beach near where we're going for a day and, well..."."Do it, Mom, you'd look good," I told her and, yes, she would.My mother is still three years from fifty and she takes care of herself. She would get plenty of male attention on a. But, girl, Neil's hands are on me all the time. We never wear clothes any more, hardly, and he's constantly feeling me up, getting me turned-on so we can have sex." Not the worst problem to have with a sixteen-year-old son, Joyce. I don't know about you but the older I get the hornier I get." Oh, me, too, in spades. And with Neil around, well, I'm getting more than I ever dreamed was possible. The sex is fantastic."So, I agreed, saying, "Yes, it is."She looked at me, wrinkled her brow, and. "So! Uh, Rick, what's going on today?" My older brother Rick sits across from me in the kitchen. Dad's still in bed--he's a surgeon and works nights, so he's actually only just gone to bed. Mom already left the house for her 6:00 am yoga class--well, it's not real yoga. It's "Christian" yoga. You know, for ignorant xenophobes who want to reap the benefits of other cultures' traditional practices and beliefs while also denigrating them as Satanic barbarism. Cool, right? Yeah, my family rocks, I. ” I reminded her and held the apartment door as we left.We headed towards the South End, thinking Boneheads on Barrington or the little Italian place on Inglis street or maybe Darrel’s on Fenwick. Nothing really spoke to me. When we crossed over the hill on Queen and South Park I still had no idea where we were going.“--and then she breaks out into fucking song!” Talsy was laughing her head off.I hadn’t been listening since Spring Garden. Talsy hadn’t noticed, or maybe hadn’t cared.“This girl.