Especially in large cities, ER staff have seen it all. Nevertheless, they do remember the especially creative things, which often involve the use of t...ings in ways for which they were not designed, in body orifices not intended for metal, glass, and plastic.About 2AM one night, I was awakened by a call from a good friend, my first wife’s second ex-husband. He’s straight, and not especially kinky. After the divorce, though, he was lonely. He had gotten a job that he really enjoyed, as assistant. Not only was the tattoo there but I could now read the fine lettering clearly and the line of color was now bright yellow. It was only then that I realized that I was standing there in full view of anyone who cared to look up, that I was completely naked. 'How the hell did I get back here?' I wondered aloud.“Your thoughts and wishes brought you back to the present Karamat – but I brought you back to your you,” a voice said from the doorway behind me. I almost jumped right out of my skin and. Arriving in our room, I was turned around so that I could sit back on the bed.“After a count of twenty Steve I want you to remove your blind fold. Then all will be revealed”I started a slow count, after twenty I removed the scarf followed by the eye shades.I looked up, and standing before me was a sight that I will never, ever forget looking like they had stepped out of a Victoria’s Secret’s photo shoot, was Mel, Sandie and Tracie.A quick double take and yes that was Tracie.What the fuck, how. Can any of this be true???”Sometimes you are faced with a truth that is so unbelievably false that your mind can’t accept the facts in front of you.This was that day for me.Charger slinked away to a corner, frightened of the sudden change in room temperature. He knew without knowing that I was far away and in a different frame of mind than he had ever seen. The rage inside of me coalesced into a ball of fire and that fire could only be put out by the spilling of blood... ... lots of blood... .