There’s really no reason to live out here unless you’re a farmer, and nobody can make any money with just this however many acres. So with the run...way witch fears that the locals have about this place, and it’s inconvenient location, it’s just a burden on the taxpayers of White County.’ ‘So no buyers have ever come forward I assume.’ ‘We had a public auction two different times, but the only people to show up the first time were the spectators.’ ‘How long has it been since it was foreclosed. ” said Margaret. “I was an am enjoying myself. Are you sure.”“Very if you don't believe me ask our blushing bride.”“Bonking bride more like and yes Sal's right please stay the fact that you didn't bat an eyelid at my hubby with his veil and itty bitty breasts makes you one of us.”“Am I right in thinking your going trans but are at the beginning. Not that its mine or anyone elses business except perhaps your wife. But being part of your wedding orgy is really cool.” Alex nodded for once not. Being that the bouncers and owners knew me,they allowed me to skip the line,and immediately I introduced myself;Kitty smiled and asked me why was I so special that I could just cut in line in front of everyone else;I snapped back,'Because Im a guy who knows a real lady when I see one';She called me a sweet talker and a charmer then charged me $5 to take a picture with her,as I grabbed the picture she took a marker and wrote her hotel room number on the back of the photo,then whispered in my ear. ” He gets a scooter.Next day the guy that got the scooter was riding along and he saw the guy who owned the Rolls Royce crying.He asked, “Why are you crying you have such a nice car?” and the man sobbed, “My wife just went by on roller skates.”Phone Operator: “G’day mate ... Helpline here ... What’s the problem?”Customer: “I’m in the Outback with the girlfriend and she’s been stung on her thigh by a hornet and now her vagina has completely closed up!”Australian Telephone Operator:.