“You know, Buddy,” after a few minutes more, my arm more back and forth and her chest higher. “I’m reading a romance novel. Ever read one?”I...hadn’t, but I was reading one about knights.“My book says you need to give your aunt a kiss.”We’d pecked hello and goodbye a thousand times, but this one was longer, on the mouth, her tongue flitting against mine, even, her breasts reminding me of the car.My birthday present from her was “Journey to the Center of the Earth” which I planned to begin that. It’s a disused milking shed plus a processing room attached from a former small goat farm now merged into a dairy farm that milks about 1100 cows.’ ‘Oh.’ ‘What’s wrong?’ ‘I was expecting… well expecting an as-new shed I suppose.’ ‘Well at lease you’ll have a roof over your head and potter’s wheel plus plenty of room for displays of product and storage.’ ‘Thanks darling, I didn’t mean to sound ungrateful. ‘That’s okay, you’re entitled to fantasize.’ As they headed down sound, er down the sound. To my surprise and amazement, I saw a tall woman lying there,cradled in the covers as if she had slept in the room before. Her hairwas long and dark, and her face was beautiful. Suddenly, she opened hereyes, stretched, and sat up."Good morning, Aaron!" she said with a smile. "I take it you slept well?" Very well, your Worship!" I said, realizing the woman was a transformedAmberus."I slept like a baby!" she told me. "After the pain was gone, I justdropped off to sleep and didn't wake up. Shaved and clean, he was really a good looking dude. As he approached with his elephantine member swaying boastfully, I had a tracksuit top and pants at the ready, which had dried sufficiently for him to wear. The meal I was preparing was also well underway and would only take a further fifteen minutes. Once dressed, he walked around my living area.Most of my art was rather homoerotic and I wondered what he would make of it. Returning to the kitchen chair, he was very complimentary and said I.