" Zoe, I wish I could talk you out of this plan. I don't need to go date some random girl." Nope, we are sticking to the plan." She stopped what she w...s doing and pointed a finger in my face. "I want you to listen to me very closely, Caspian Grey. Don't take this for granted, and don't blow this off. You will give her your best effort when asking her out. You will give her your full attention on your date. And you will give it your best shot. If you hit it off and I am out of the picture, then. Sam snuck up to his bedroom door, waited for him to go quiet and yelled: "–VAGINAS!" Hearing his anguished scream was extremely satisfying.Of course, they hadn't really been talking about that. Or rather, they hadn't really been talking, full stop. The memories brought a wide grin to Sam's face. Perhaps she could get an early-morning treat. Well, another early-morning treat: the ham was really good. For a moment, she was torn with doubt over whether to stay and enjoy the meat, or to go upstairs. “That’s better, bet that feels great, now a second one,” John instructed.I was about to say no, but thought better of it, and added a second finger, then released I was well not wet, but moist, fuck I hated that word, moist, for fuck sake!The lights flashed, as John clicked away, then I became aware of another camera, someone else who I hadn’t seen before, they were filming me, filming me fingering myself. Paul was standing beside the video camera operator, he smiled, the bastard smiled. He. "It isn't sexy at all. You look like an Amish woman or a hippy. How the hell do you wipe your ass?"The next thing Aunt Sally did was to ransack my virgin body. Okay, Aunt Sally was deeply hetero, so it's not what you're thinking. I'd been a vegetarian all of my life. Aunt Sally introduced us to meat. My brother and sisters told her that being a vegetarian was healthier and that our mom had sworn by it."I loved your mother," said Aunt Sally. "She was more like my sister than my sister in law..