!"SOME PEOPLE DON'T GET THE PRIVILEGE!"Still A Virgin??"A lawyer married a woman who had previously been married twelve times. On their wedding night ...hey settle into the bridal suite at their hotel, and the bride says to her new groom,"Please promise to be gentle; I'm still a virgin."This puzzled the groom, since, after twelve marriages, he thought that at least one of her husbands would have been able to perform. He asked his new bride to explain this unlikely phenomena.The bride. " Oh, poor Megan," Sally said. "Nothing serious, I hope." No, I'm sure she'll be better tomorrow. In case anyone needs me, they can call my cell or send me an email." After the usual pleasantries, Greg hung up and dialed Megan's office. He left a message on the voice mail, identifying himself and saying that Megan wouldn't be at work today. Then he turned his attention to the pile of scripts in front of him.Greg got through five scripts and two pots of coffee. He stood up, stretched and yawned.. This wasn't the first time we'd done this. "Did you take your pill today?" Uh-huh," she replied, showing off her braces and the dimples in her cheeks. "I take one everyday, just like you said." Good girl." I held the fourteen year old in my arms and she was only barely that; Lonnie's birthday had been just a few weeks before."We're gonna have a baby someday, right?" Lonnie had her thin arms around my neck, pulling herself close enough to rub her flat chest against mine."Someday, Lonnie." I let. The leader growled at us to hurry up, so I leaned forward andkissed Emma on the lips. I was surprised when her tongue flickeredout and probed into my mouth. I drew back a little and we stared ateach other in silent wonder for a moment. Then we hugged and kissed,and everything else faded away as we rubbed against each other. Herhands glided down across my back and she stroked my buttocks. Imoaned into her mouth, where our tongues were battling each other forcontrol. I finally surrendered.