.. at a gay bar. She thinks I'm a trans woman." Well, in a way...." Chad laughed loudly. "Be careful, buddy. She mightbreak down and buy you a maid's ...niform."I was quiet."Shit. She did? I've got to see this. I'm coming over." No. I can't ...."The phone hung up.And I went back to my chores.* *"Chad, she isn't really my maid," Lauren was saying. "But I read that alot of these girls really like playing that role. So I bought her a grayuni and told her to wash the dishes. She's really very. Was I curious as to what she wanted to say? Of course I was; just not curious enough.Chuck called me the next day and told me that the papers were ready to serve and asked me how I wanted to handle it. We set it up to serve the papers on Amber and Lattis at work the next day. I was counter suing Amber for divorce on the grounds of adultery and suing Lattis for alienation of affections. After the two of them had been served in front of as many of her co-workers as possible the process server. "Me mum's been moaning about it but I took no notice of her because you told me not to worry about me weight. It's lovely, innit? Look," she beamed, unhooking a bra that was at least a cup size too small for her, "it's all gone on me tits." And she gathered them up in her hands and pointed them joyfully at me.They were an undeniably awesome sight, and I told her so. I did not add that I thought she was also carrying a little more on the hips and backside; nor did I tell her about FUCK's. Before long they arrived and entered a small hotel. Some money changed hands and he came back with a key for a room upstairs. Hurrying upstairs each felt an electric thrill and as soon as the door shut behind them, he pulled her into a passionate kiss. Her hands were pulling up his shirt and pulling it over his head and they had to break apart so it could come off. She admired his body, relatively lean and firmly muscled without being over the top. He took her face in his hands and kissed.