I thought, God, is this she not the best girlfriend ever? Then she moved in and wouldn't leave me alone, so I took the hint and made her my wife."Then...she really surprised me by packing condoms in my suitcase for the next concert with a note that had lipstick on it. Did I tell you about that? Or about the sandwiches, two of them, that she included? The note said that one of them was for me, the other for the poor gal that I was gonna 'fuck until she was bow-legged'. Her words. She even put lube. Matt was the first person to exit the vehicle. He gave a nod to the gathered media and then turned to head up the red carpet towards the entrance. As he took his first step he belched and a large plume of marijuana smoke, formed in his stomach after he'd swallowed the still burning roach, ejected forcibly from his mouth."Oops," he said, grinning. "Excuse me."Janice buried her head in her hands and wondered just how bad this one was going to be.John Denver, who would be the host of this year's. Here I find nothing but naked skin and not a single trace of panties."But Vivienne, you're not wearing panties either," I say. "Your are so lovely both of you."I move my arm back up on Vivienne's back until I can manage to feel my way inside under the top so I can brush the outermost of her soft tit. With my other hand I squeeze Sarah's breast through the dress.Sarah drops her head on my shoulder and sighs softly."What a wonderful day," she says."Year, it's just so nice to be on holiday,". "Oh my God, did I really say that?"Edward laughed. "Yeah, Missy. You did." Shut up, Eddie!" She kept blushing. "Anyway, Eric. You suck too! You send off all these weird signals, instead of saying what YOU want." That's what I've been telling him!" Edward slugged me in the shoulder. "See? From the horse's mouth. Not that I'm calling you a horse," he said to Marissa."Of course not," she winked at me.I didn't really have any response to Marissa, so I just sat there and sulked. Yeah, sure, she had.