.. marry a man, didn't you?Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.Send this to all the men just to annoy them!You... ... have a GRE...T Day!!!Always be yourself because the people that matter don't mind, and the ones who mind, don't matter.We don't stop laughing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop laughing.I was taught to respect my elders. It's just getting harder to find them.This one is compliments of SamThere are a few repeats but they are worth a second. He kept the lists and notes and appointments and budgets.' The heavy leather-bound journals, the University's crest stamped on their covers, now lived on the bottom two shelves in her grandmother's hall cupboard. Before the old man had belonged to the past. Now Alison wanted to know him. She pulled out a volume at random and let it open where it wanted. The pages were thick, three or four times as thick as typing paper, and pale, pale blue. Sequential numbers were stamped in the top outside. Her voice was soft and smooth. ‘Ah…hi,’ Tom replied. ‘Do…do you come here often?’ The woman shook her head and her hair danced. ‘It’s my first time,’ she replied. Another puff, another cloud of smoke. She smiled at him. ‘My name is Alison Doubleday.’ ‘Tom Singleton,’ he replied. ‘Nice to meet you. Country music…it’s…it’s really getting popular, isn’t it?’ Tom realized their conversation was a bit stilted and wondered if she was as nervous as he was. ‘Yeah,’ she agreed. ‘I like country, but I. I was drinking this alchoholic energy drink type thing. So I'm hangin out with some of my friend and this one really hot guy I never met and I just go up to him and say "Your hot. Could I give you like a blowjob or something." Yeah I was fucked up. lol I never say stuff like that to someone I just met. So he laughs and of course he's like "sure". He actually eats my pussy first. Though. He was so sweet. I didn't even have to ask. lol. And he had one of those stud tongue ring thingys so it was.