“No Johnny” says the teacher “I believe you are thinking of an onion, aren’t you?” “No miss” Says Johnny “Have you never been hit in t...e balls with an eggplant?”A father who is very much concerned about his son’s bad grades in math decides to register him at a catholic school. After his first term there, the son brings home his report card: He’s getting “A’s in math. The father is, of course, pleased, but wants to know “Why are your math grades suddenly so good?” The son explains “when I walked. When I kissed Bill, I didn't feel much because itwas just a peck, but if it happened again and I reacted like a girl would,then I would know more about myself. I set about getting myself dressed,ready to see him again. After all, a girl my age usually has a boyfriend,so I decided why not me?!I called, Bill came over, and we enjoyed a nice afternoon. I made lunch,then dinner for the two of us. It made me feel like a housewife, and Ienjoyed that feeling. When Bill made his move I did not resist,. I wonder why," and smiled.Beth responded, "You aren't going to let me ever forget that, are you?" She took a playful swipe at Ray.Beth then leaned up against Ray and gave him a nice kiss on his lips. Beth took Ray's hand and led him into the kitchen.Observing the clutter of used pots and pans, Ray thought that Beth had been spending considerable time preparing the dinner. Ray presented Beth with the wine and told her that he hoped it was suitable for what ever she was preparing. Beth thanked. "It is bad. You're right. But that's what you want," he said. "We shouldn't be doing this at all. Not at all. It is so wrong, so bad, so dirty," he said, faster now.She couldn't talk anymore, just made sounds. Such hot sounds. Her eyes fluttered. "I shouldn't be making you come like this," he said. That was it for her, and he covered her mouth because the moan was so loud as she came. And he couldn't wait. He wanted it now. He pulled her still shaking under him, lifted her hips, and thrust.