To my horror, I realize what's about to happen. I move her hand away and try to squeeze down but it's too late. I hear Marcus snicker as the spot spre...ds in the front of my pants. You really do have the touch, he tells her. I try to laugh it off but I'm humiliated. Naomi can see I'm upset. It's ok baby. This is the fantasy you wanted. Of course you would have a hard time holding back. She moves up to kiss me and I can feel that passion again that had been missing for so long. She pushes me back. My wife set the case of creamed peas in front of me, along with aninfant-sized spoon. It's bad enough when she makes me eat baby food,but that flavor is the worst. And the texture makes my throat try toclose up. I didn't look forward to having to empty one of those 12little jars. Then she set two large baby bottles to one side. Iassumed they were full of her usual formula; it has always bothered methat she won't reveal what's in that."All right," she said with a sly smirk. "Here's your. "Yes, I did get convictions for drugs and shoplifting, and I'm not proudof them, but that's all behind me now." "What about the charge ofresisting arrest?" I asked."Resisting arrest? I was in a peace demonstrationand the policeman tried to molest me. I was only defending myself." "That'snot how the court saw it," I told her quietly. "Do you like yourjob, Mrs Jones?" "Of course." "And do your employers knowabout your criminal record?" "No," she sighed. "I got marriedand of course these were. . Fuck it hard, use your tongue ... More, uh-huh ... Beautiful ... Pinch your nipples, both of them ... Pull ... Straight out and up and ... Hold it! Hold your nipples, pinch them nice, Ash ... Harder ... And let go! Try it again ... Let go! One more time, let's get some jiggle ... Let them go! Perfect!" Arrggghhh!" I screamed and fell off the beach ball."Break time?" Marco laughed, "Okay, take five everybody." Ashley, I gotta ask, cause we're all curious ... Are you a virgin?" Mickey was there.