“Hanging myself,” the blond replies.“It should be around your neck” says the guard.“I tried that,” he replies, “but then I couldn’t br...athe”.( This one actually makes sense ... well, sort of... )An Italian tourist asks a blond man: “Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?”To which the blond man replies: “If they fell forward, they’d still be in the boat.”A guy is walking along Whyte Avenue when he comes across a lamp partially buried in a garbage can.He picks up the lamp and. It takes a few minutes to work the tangles out of my blond tresses. William knocks on the bathroom door to let me know the coast is clear. I walk back into the room and head to my overnight bag to cover up with a long t-shirt. For some reason William has undressed. Again. It wont be any fun to lick food off you if you have clothes on. William gives my ass a smack before he hugs me from behind, moving my hair aside to nuzzle and kiss my neck and shoulder. Our food will get cold if you dont. ? You are a teasing bitch and you have a nice little ass underneath this sluttishskirt? that's what I want! I want to make you cry as I fuck this nice ass ofyours. Have you ever been taken up the ass, slut?? he asked as he traced hisfingers along my thong line. At this I screamed and started to struggle away from him. The man leaned backslightly and I squirmed away from him, then I was free and I hurtled as fastas my vertiginous heels and the tight leather skirt would allow me towardsthe door.. . here ... at Middlebury you imbec..." Nice try miss ... I saw you giving your autograph to those guys," I interrupted without looking at her."I'm a freshman ... in Hopwell," she insisted, referring to a residence on campus."C'mon, I know you're Miss August ... I saw the picture spread." I said as I turned and let my eyes zero in on her chest."WHAAAAAAT!" But you don't look that bad in clothes either ma'am ... are you here promoting some product? Beer? Are you giving out condoms?" I asked as I.