Mujhe laga bus ab chhutne hi wala hai. Mera gala bhi uske ling ke dhakkon se dukh raha tha. Mujhe chahti thi ki uska munh me hi nikal jaye jisse meri ...hoot me wo apna ras nahi daal sake. Maine koi dawai nahi li hui thi isliye bachcha thahrne ka dar tha. Lekin usne apna ling bahar kheench liya. Uska kala ling mere thook aur uske ras se chamak raha tha. Uske ling se ras ki ek door mere honton par chipki hui thi. “chal raand ab tangen faila kar mere ling ko apni choot se choos” usne mujhe dhakka. - Mark TwainBy all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.- SocratesI was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.- Groucho MarxMy wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.- Jimmy DuranteI have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.- Zsa Zsa GaborOnly Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.-. This was wrong, yet as his other hand explored the curves that lay beneath the cloth of her top, she found she was slipping further and further into herself. As his lips touched her neck, his tongue tracing a line towards her ear, she was vaguely aware of the touch of denim. Her hand cupped the object of her erotic dreams these last few years. If she could see herself she would blush as her fingers searched urgently for the edge of his jeans. There she felt the heat from the tip of his manhood. Two female voices suddenly came from the speakers. "It's alright sister, I know that you tried, probably harder than anyone else." The first, a young sounding voice said.An older sounding voice came next, "my dear Wren, We know you did all you could that day. Still, you blame yourself..." I could have done far more than I did that day, mother. We both know I could have. Neither of you should have been in danger. I have been working the past ten years, I am so close, so close. I just have to.