And not the one from "Saved By the Bell."I would have enjoyed sending that so-called actor to a woeful demise. Purloined, my delightful ass! The beast...was asleep on the kitchen floor like me after a bender. Who allegedly purloined it anyway, Mr. Sandman?I grabbed Cynthia's hand and we fled the mournful scene, but not before changing the title card from "Purloined" to "Deceased Pussy." But I could tell something was bothering her so I led her into the empty pantry and as deftly as a magician, I. .he shook my hand firmly and offered a cup of tea he could see I was a little nervous so he put my mind at rest by telling me that he always used safe words and would always stop when asked.We finished our tea and he showed me the way to a bedroom he used for his guests....It was a light airy room with a wooden famed double bed and wall fitted sliding wardrobe all along one side of the room.He asked if there were any implements that I had a real aversion to being used on me and I replied that. She smiled at me as I walked up to her, and asked if I was OK and did I want a drink. I gratefully accepted her offer and we stood watching the football !! We flirted like mad !! I told her she look stunning and she went red she told me she was only 22yo, and was seeing someone but it was not good. I told her I knew she was a lesbian as I had been told in the pub, again she went red. it’s the I realized she was as innocent as hell. As we watch the rest of the game I stroked her ass a couple of. Ye kya kar rahe ho tum meri to ese fat ke hath me aa gayi sory di maf kar do mujhe me behek gaya tha…Or uske pero pe gir gaya or rone laga or kaha plz kisi ko mat batana mujhe nikal denge ghar.Se plz me naga uske pero pe pada tha usne mujhe uthaya or kaha pehle kapde pehen mere hath cap rahe the me kuch kar nahi pa raha tha me behoh sa hone laga or vo ye dekh ke mujhe sambhalne lagi or me uski god me gir gaya fir vo kehti tu to bohot dar gaya tensan mat le me kisi ko nahi bataungi or mera gal.