" Women change their hair style and colour quite often." And she started going out to lunch with friends more often." Okay," Liz's tone was neutral. H... felt the skepticism more than he heard it."And one day her friend Elaine called. The Elaine that Dana claims to have lunch with almost daily. And I casually ask her, 'Dana says you guys pretty much have your own table at the Olive Garden now. You could be regulars.' " Okay," Liz said again."And Elaine responded, 'Yes, almost everyday.' And her. She was just a right, curvy firm about 5’5 in height with a medium haircut. Everything was just right with this woman.As we were talking She got little touchy-feely. Pam got comfortable, sat on my lap. She looked in my face we slowly started kissing. While this is going on her husband was sitting across on the couch just watching. He gets up to go to the other room. Pam tells me to wait here and make myself at home. I waited for a minute and got up to go use the bathroom. After relieving. When they refuse, he threatens to beat them up and wreck their shop every day they remain open, so they close.This proves once again that Hugh and only Hugh can prevent florist friars.This one is compliments of GaryNostalgia (Are We Old?) I came across this phrase in a book yesterday “FENDER SKIRTS”. A term I haven’t heard in a long time and thinking about “fender skirts” started me thinking about other words that quietly disappear from our language with hardly a notice.Like “curb feelers” and. Don’t grope him, but touch his arm, or leg, as often as you can. He’ll get the hint.”“Or grope him. Some guys need a LOT of hints.”Sally swallowed. “That’s not really the problem.”“So what gives, girl?” Barb asked.“Go on,” Deb said. “I promise you we can help.”“Well,” Sally sighed, looking down. “He’s noticed me, that’s for sure.”“Well, that’s good news!” Barb laughed. “And?”“And… we were kissing, and… and…” Sally looked up at both of them in turn. They looked at each other and smiled.“And?”.