Blowjobs...nice!", he thought to himself. "Oh, she's a cutie, too! Nice tits and a nice smile! That's always a plus! Oh, wait! We're not too far from ...ach other either! Meh, keep dreaming, dude. You'd be happy with a private show with a woman who looks like that!"After a few more minutes of thumbing through her pics, he heard a tone on his Skype indicating that Amy added him as a contact and was messaging him."Hi there! How's it going?", she began.Oh, I'm good! Even better now that I've seen. “Well! I thought so as I watched you approach,” I laughed, “though not so good now.”“Trust me! I have to stumble into a fucking pervert.” She grumbled loudly and with plenty of venom in her voice.“It is not perverted to look at an attractive member of the opposite sex, and if I recall correctly you attacked me.” I responded, sharper than I intended.“Attacked, fucking attacked you. I fell, you fucking moron.”By then, she’d managed to regain her balance, or as well as she could with one broken. Pulling a small note pad from his suit pocket, “In all total, I got 3,504 blow jobs, I ate 6,214 pussies, I had anal sex 1,363 times!” Still fuming at the elf, “I lost count of the straight sex I performed and I didn't bother counting the rim-jobs, either given or received.”“But... but... That would be well over total number.”“You didn't back check all those requests little man!” Santa now screaming. “Do you know how many sets of twins I ran into? Do you have any idea how many girls wanted to. She convinced him that I am very dangerous person and not reliable. He is going to avoid contacts with me trying meanwhile to continue his love connections with my wife.When I asked her about threesome directly he refused this idea and started attempting to convince me that he had no love affair with nobody and it was my paranoia.To be upset I did some attempt to finish her connection to her lover and I got success with it. But then I have got very big disappointment. My love became to a be.