So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.Q. Why do men die before their wives?A. They want to.Q. How do men sort out their laundry?A. Filthy, and ...ilthy but wearable.Q. What's the difference between a man and ET?A. ET phoned home.Q. Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?A. It doesn't need cleaning.Q. Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?A. Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt sc****s.Q. What's the difference between your paycheck and your cock?A. You don't have. But back to day 1, Mistress says I look so cute as a schoolgirl. Lots of horny men would love to take my virgin cherry, make me there bitch. I blush going real red in my face, my clitty getting harder from her comments. She asked me if I had bought the sex toy like she instructed, I show her the 8 inch pump up dildo. She tells me to suck on it in front of the camera, so I put my pink glossy lips around the big black toy cock. I have got five inches of the toy in my mouth when I start to gag,. As I begin lightly nibbling on the shell and lobe of your ear, my hand on your side slips underneath you.You gasp as my palm rubs against the swell of your breast, even as my middle finger slips up to run light circles in your hardened nipple.When I start cooperating with your bucking hips and slipping my middle finger inside of you over and over again, your entire body begins shaking from all the sensation.My tongue presses flat against your ear's curve and slowly works downward.I continue. My wife stepped closer to the curb and stuck out her thumb as we approached. Some guy in a pickup truck next to me tried to speed up and get in front of me but I managed to stay with him and pulled up next to her. I lowered the window and my wife leaned in and smiled at Bobby in the back seat. I asked where she was heading. She gave some ridiculously distant destination and I told her she'd have to put out for a ride that far. My wife looked at me, at the box on the front seat, and then.