By the way, I might as well let you know that nothing will make me join you in the delivery room to watch the baby come out of your vagina. My friend,...Earnie had done that, and that left a mental scar in him. The last time we met he told me that he could not fuck his wife for three months already. I don't know if he had overcome this psychological impairment."My wife was shocked and disgusted by my revelation and just walked away. I decided that I should let the matter rest for a while and wait. " Why don't you each put $400 a month into the coffee can. We can pay utilities and groceries out of that. At the end of the year, we can have a party if there's any left over. How does that sound?"Shawna said, "I expect that groceries will be four hundred or so for us and utilities around another one fifty with the size of that place. If those numbers are right then there will be three grand for a party. That's going to end up being one hell of a party." Maybe we can have chicken and waffles. I told her that I felt physically better than Ihave in years but it would take some getting used to. She told me whereI could find three boxes of her daughter's old clothes and told me Icould have them. I thanked her and hung up the phone. I put on a pairof my mom's tennis shoes. I couldn't believe I had been thinking of mywife as my mom already. I went next door and did the chores again andfound the boxes I could take home. I took them home one by one and putthem in the guest bedroom. I. The woods behind their house ran along the back yardsof every house on the street.He wasn't sure why he had never thought of it before,but if he cut through the woods to behind Julie'shouse, he just might be able to catch a glimpse of herthrough the window. The woods were pretty deep and darkand he knew that he and his Mom never bothered to pullthe shades on the windows on the back of their house,maybe the Osbourne family was as trusting as his own.He felt his penis bulging at the prospect.When.