When she knocked i said "come in but be quit" my mom walked in and said "hey do you want anything from the mall? im going to do some light shopping wi...h bella" "yeah can you get me some ciggs and i need some new running sneackers" "sure thing son. is he okay?" pointing to harvey "no he is a little hong over" i said "tell him to have a cold shower and i will tell a maid to bring a big pot of coffee up" "mom talking of coffee" she interupted and said "you want a starbuck?" i smiled said "yes. Ordinarily I wouldn't be caught dead eating grits, but it was okay to eat grits in the Cafe on the Square.After a half hour run and a half hour breakfast, I ran back to my room. Something about sleeping after so long without a shower made me feel like a real redneck, but I just didn't care. I fell into the bed and pulled the heavy covers up over me. It was easy to drift off to sleep under the weight of those covers. It was 7AM when I fell asleep and it was 5PM when I woke up to pee. I should. Patni- Bas apki yehi meethi meethi baatein jane nahin deti..Wife pathan se: Aaj tum mere saath is terhan aisa kuch karo ke bas meri cheekhein hi nikal jayen,Pathan ne wife ki shalwar main aag laga diSanta goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this?Shopkeeper: Rs 500Santa: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahin chahiyeRamlal: Thakur sahab. Gabbar ne bahu ki ijjat loot li hai.Thakur: To main kya karun?Ramlal: Bahurani poochh rahi hai Gabbar se badla lena hai ya. I invited him in and we chatted briefly and he kept looking my body over. He mentioned that he saw me nude as he showed the house and the lady commented on having a nude man next door. She liked the idea but her husband was not pleased. Mac asked me if he informed me about future showings if I could refrain from going naked where a potential buyer might see me. I agreed to be a bit more considerate before the sale but that he had to let new buyers know a nudist did live next door and was.