A few weeks ago i was at a bar with friends. Talking and exchanging witty banter as always we drunk from early afternoon until late evening. It was my...round at the bar and with some protest i made my way to get drinks for all. Upon reaching the bar and waiting my turn the barmaid appeared out of nowhere. Startled i made a joke about her being quick like me, which she laughed gave me a smile. Before realising my mistake its too late and now i have firmly embarrassed myself, but determined to. Bhabhi shadi ke baad 5-6 saal pahale hi pune apane pati ke saath aayi thi.Bhabhi dikhane me khubsurat thi…Ek din bhabhi boli ki mari maa aur choti bahan kal pune aa rahe hai..Ti unhe laane jana hai,tum mere saath aana.To maine ha kah diya.Dusare din ham unhe lane station par gaye,aur use dekhate hi mere hosh ud gaye.Usane bhi dekhate hi smile kar di..Room par aate vakt hum dono ek rickshaw mai aur luggage,aunty,unki maa ek rickshaw mai aa rahe the…Bate karate karate,maine use kaha ki tum bahut. I could taste the blood in my mouth, the result of the inside of my bottom lip being forced onto my lower right canine tooth. It took all my self discipline to keep from putting my fingers on my face to check out the damage of the blow."I hope you still think hitting me was worth it when I get done pressing criminal assault charges against you Mr. Poindexter. Not to mention how much it's going to cost you after our lawyer gets done suing your dumb ass for doing this to me. For whatever it might. With every day that passed, he thought less of her. As if she was dead and long since buried, with every day that passed, he missed her less. Yet, on those days that he was the most restless, loneliest, and horniest, there were some days that he could clearly see her as if she was standing there in his house and in his bedroom. On those days that he could clearly see her, those were the days that he missed her the most. Those were the days that he regretted marrying Lorraine. Those were the.