Both girls had to keep tugging the sleeves up to keep them out of their food. The boys had on t-shirts and shorts. Bambi and Fiona both wore knee-leng...h bathrobes, so we couldn't tell what, if anything, they had on.Lori said to her sister, "Sara, can you imagine wearing something like that to breakfast at home?"Dad would just die!" Sara answered. "Mom would positively freak! Oh I wish we could. Those are soooooo pretty."With the fashion show over, Neeka went over and kissed her mother good. The chicken yells to the horse to run and get the farmer, or the farmer's Mercedes.The horse says, "Wait, I think I can stand over the mud hole!" So, he stretches over the width of the hole and says to the chicken, "Reach up and grab my 'thingy' and pull yourself up!!!" And so the chicken did, pulling herself up to safety.The Moral of the Story?If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.For those who already have children past this age ... this is hilariousFor. DENTAL HYGIENISTS do it till it hurts.DENTISTS do it in your mouth.DETECTIVES do it under cover.DIETICIANS eat better.DIRECT MAILERS get it in the sack.DIVERS do it deeper.DOCTORS do it with patience.d**gGISTS fill your prescription.DRUMMERS do it in 4/4 time.DRY WALLER'S are better bangers.ELECTRICIANS check your shorts.ENGINEERS charge by the hour.EXECUTIVES have large staffs.FARMERS spread it around.FIREMEN are always in heat.FISHERMEN are proud of their rods.FOOTBALL PLAYERS are measured by. "When ... I settled for your father, you realise. And he settled for me, too. He wanted Alice. Everyone wanted Alice." Marcus' mum?"Her mother nodded."And you ... Richard Travers?" You don't need to make it sound so horrible. He was ... There was something about him, then." Like what? He's a self-interested prick that'd beat his own son. Does he know about Lotty?" He does. He wasn't like that back then. Or maybe he was and I just didn't see it. But ... I was always last, you see. Steph had her.