I grinned imagining Mick's face from my boldness. Joey knew better, and even surprised me when he came out and stood beside me completely nude. "I tol... you I was already dressed," he grinned. The air was relatively cool compared to what I had expected. Cool enough to give us goose bumps when a breeze wandered by. "Uhm, I think we will have to postpone. It has to be really hot out you know." "Yeah... Hey, what about some mud wrestling then? Now the sun is up, it should start heating up pretty. To me, my breasts are hideous, misshapen things, and I can’t imagine anyone actually liking them, much less adoring them. My tits are the size and shape of tennis balls, actually little spheres mounted high on my chest. Worse than that, my areolas are dark brown, almost black, and they cover over half the front surface of the spheres. If that weren’t bad enough, my nipples match my areolas in color, and they stick out the front of my boobies like thumbs, ¾ of an inch wide and almost an inch. However, as soon as we were out of sight of the unit, a freak sandstormkicked up, blinding us temporarily.The sand was blowing so hard, I could barely make out my squadmates."Where the heck did this sandstorm come from, Sarge?" Donald asked me."Do I look like I'm a weatherman to you, Corporal Ford?" "Sir, no sir!" You get anything, Woodward"?" I asked the specialist."Nothing, sir. Communication is out." Keep trying. I'll feel happier about not being able to see an inch infront of my face if I. Everyone just stared with glazed eyes. I realized they were all smoking marijuana cigarettes. Pants still down, I sat next to my best friend Tamera. She was a beautiful young girl, black as midnight, with eyes. You know, the type of nigga you bring home to your momma. I told her about my dog and the bacon dicks. She was enthralled. She told me a sweet new technique. She said you can stick your entire finger down your peehole. "No fucking way, Ive already tried!" I shouted. She stuck her whole.