They called me Elephant man, and it took most of the rest of the year for it to go away. I hid it, not wanting anyone to know. I wear a jock, and boxe... briefs and shorts too, under my pants.”“So what happened today?”I told her about the prank war, about the misguided ice water bucket that soaked my locker. I tried to describe how hard it was to put my pants on under a towel, and how the towel had slipped. Then the names started.“The guy I hit, I don’t even really know him. He...” I paused, my. Tabhi thodi der me ek mam or sir office k ander aaye. Mam behad smart punjabi lag rahi thi golden bal or bada chasma. Sir b dole sole full gaym built. Dono ek dusre k hisab se hi bane the. Sayad newely married the. Mam ne black collor wali girls tshirt or blue jeans pheni hui thi. Gand chuche dono dikh rahe the ki acha size and shape hogi. Sir karib 32,33 or mam karob 29 ya 30 ki dikh rahi thi. Dekhne me to dono kafi smart maners wale or educated lag rahe the. Kher maine unhe baithe ko bola or. I was so eager I got there well before him and thought if he doesn’t hurry up I’ll have to use those disgusting toilets at the shops! But as always he turned up on time and off we went, down the bank and around the bowling green, He said he had more time too as his wife had gone shopping, it was perfect, lovely and warm too, we were about ten minutes in when it struck, I apologised and said I needed the loo, Ok he said I’ll keep watch for you, I wandered in the bushes and pulled down my. It's been way too long since you've had this opportunity and I want this more than anything. So, I've packed a bag full of things which I believe will help transport you away from it all. Enclosed you will find several wardrobe changes, makeup, hair, nails, lingerie, stockings, toys, lube, and condoms. Yes, my loving girlfriend, condoms... I want you to not only get dressed up, take some pictures of yourself, maybe hang out with a few girls like yourself, but I want you to get laid... you.