Im almost there and I kinda feel someone coming up behind I turn and it's her.. she's like "this may seem weird, but what are you doing like after you...get gas?" I'm kinda stupified cause women don't normally come up and speak to me especially beautiful ones built for shaggin.." I smiled and said well honestly Im gonna to go home kick back and smoke a bowl and chill.."she replies fuckin a can I come smoke with ya?" I'm like almost speechless but manage a" sure". Cool I just follow you.. my cars. " "I suppose you don't need time to think about it," I said slightly sarcastically. "I never do the obvious," She replied. "If we're going to do it though, I would still love younger guys rather than hairy men." How young?" I asked rather tentatively. "Well he'd have to be legal. I'm not breaking any laws!" "And what about the old man standing beside you when you pick up this 18 year old?" I said. "You leave that to me!" I was kind of excited by Maya taking the lead in this. My head was all. ”“What?” exploded the anthropologist? “Where did you get that?”The chief pulled out the London Times and showed him what was written... “From time to time, a muffled titter passed through the courtroom”.A guy has a blind date with a girl and they go to a carnival. “What would you like to do first?” said the man. “I want to get weighed,” said the girl. So they went over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale and it said 117. So she won a prize. Next, the couple went. Dusri Bahu ne add kiya,“ Vinod, tum bahut handsome ho, strong bhee dikhte ho, bahut see aurate, ladkiya tera line maarti hogi, tere liye nangi bhee ho jaayegi, bur khol degi, tujhse khub pyaar karegi lekin agar pahli 2-3 chudai mey tum ne agar ussey chod-chod kar ruka nahi diya to yaad rakh wo tere saamne tere baap se, Guddu ( nepali ) se , hamare sasur ( Manglu ) se tere saamne chudwayegi…beta Teri maal ne haddi todne kee baat kee uska matlab hai kee wo chahti hai kee tu ussey itna chod kee wo.