" And that's bad because... ?" It's bad because he hasn't got all that great of a rep in the business, Paul. And because I don't think he's going to l...nd any top jobs -- now or in the future." Maybe I should just go to ESPN Radio, try to get his old job." Don't worry, I've already thought of that. But no bites from them, so far." Do they know he's shopping himself around?" ESPN? Sure, they know. That's OK. That's normal behavior. They probably won't even hold it against him -- unless he up and. "Dave, I think you've got it backwards," Jane said. " The ass fucking is for you." No, I don't roll that way," I answered her."Dave, are you sure?" Jane answered, "because someone with as horny an ass as you have should try it at least once." Jane is my wife of 5 years. She is so beautiful and sexy. I'll try to describe her and do her justice. Jane is 31 years old and is 5' 9" tall. Jane has long dark brown hair and dark brown eyes. She wears her long hair with bangs kinda like Betty Page. Jane. “That’s nice, we should do brunch sometime,” which is essentially code for “I’ll wave at you in the hallway and probably not talk to you again”.“Sounds great,” I said opening my door to the sound of a faint toothless meow from the little shorthair couch goblin that left me a “present” on the welcome mat.After cleaning it up, I heard some commotion through the wall. Angela was pissed.“How many times have I told you to clean up your goddamn room!” I heard her yell.He was either silent or mumbling. It had been her first time trying this sort of thing, encouraged by her husband whose health had prohibited any sexual activity, he had wanted her to have an outlet. Thinking of that night the flames that had burst from the words typed into the chat window, as if every movement was choreographed. She had felt those words as if his actual physical being were there with her. His tongue plunging into her mouth his other hand caressing her neck pulling back her long hair to nibble at her neck then.