. you are so forward and quite funny." She giggled.I smiled."Glad you like that, one of the good things I have about me." I smiled with a wink.She gig...led, and I saw her eyes linger on me a bit longer than is normal."So how are you getting home after class today?" I asked her.She smiled."Well my trains are on tonight again, they fixed the issues from yesterday. Will take me an hour or so to get back to my place." She said with a sigh.I smiled and shoved my plate away from me to the side, and. I wrapped one arm under the crook of her swanlike neck and across her chest. The other was around her waist, pulling her in tight to me. Her hands lay across mine as her breathing eased. I murmured in her ear, "Are you enjoying your lessons so far, Mary?" Very much so! But you have worn me out. Why don't we both strip down and take a little nap au naturel? Is that okay with you?" That works for me. Do you need some help with your corset?" Yes, please. It was a pain to get on, and it. " He said, "No, just taking a shit".2. When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and asked him to forgive me.The Stuttering CatA teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students."Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says.A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the. The woman recoiled and tried to pull away, but the man grasped her hair tighter and jerked her close, using his other hand to viciously strike her across the face so brutally that her vision blurred and blood filled her mouth. Then came that moment she had dreaded, the ebony haired girl found herself face to face with a massive penis, half hardened and dangling just before her; it was vaguely deformed and boasted as size far exceeding those she knew them capable of, and before she could react.