Shit like this would make any saneperson head for the door right now. Why the blood and guts show?" Because I'm not going to sugar coat anything here,...you'll get nothingbut the straight skinny from me. If you agree to help us, it will be withyour eyes wide open." He looks at me with a crooked grin. "Besides,you're not exactly 'any sane person' are you, Mr. Harris? Over twentyfive years as an undercover cop, you were shot at least eight times,nearly died twice, but you kept coming back, actually. This I didnt expect. It was hard to put 2 and 2 together, I spilled an unstoppable smile as he placed his hand in front of me like asking for a dance or a kiss, I was reluctant, I remember that but something in me pushed my hand over his and he took it and like a perfect gentleman, said My lady like in a Shakespeare movie and kissed it. There were butterflies, unicorns and every kind of fairy dust in my stomach which on the back of my head sensed something is wrong, that romanticizing of. You'll find everything you need in the bag, along with all yourinstructions from Lily and Daniel. Also, you may have noticed we haven'tgiven you any fake boobs. We don't really believe in them here. But wedo have some, so if you'd like to look a little more, shall we say,feminine in the chest department, you're welcome to take some .. Theycan be as large as you like!"Face burning at this latest humiliation, it again took a lot ofrestraint for me to issue a polite refusal. I could still hear. There she is hysterical laughing and tells me, "Get used to it, it really makes you look like the bimbo that I want." All the way to the bridal shop she has me practicing my squeaky Minnie Mouse voice and giggling the whole time. I can't stop looking in the passenger mirror the entire time. As we pull into the bridal parking lot I really feel very embarrassed, here I am with a bright feminine blonde hairdo and dressed so girly. I have to act like I 'm getting married and ogle over all the.