I should describe myself here. Never a hunk even in my 20's, I'd made it to my 40's in reasonable shape but with only guile and charm to offset my pla...n looks and thinning hair. Lucky for me (and for most guys, truth be told), women don't rate looks as highly as men do. I'm a worm, a dog, and I admit it. It may be true that men only want one thing, but me, I want it in as many different varieties as possible. I love a challenge, and I'd played this game before.It started with: "Say, don't I see. Matt added, "Expect to go to Condition Afirm in two hours. Number One, if I haven't given the order by that time, proceed in one hundred twenty minutes ... mark." Aye, Captain. AI, please remind me at that time." Aye aye, Commander Epstein," came the emotionless, feminine voice of the ship's artificial intelligence."Weapons," Matt called."Sir?" queried Lieutenant Rodegard.Instead of answering Rodegard immediately, Matt requested, "AI, access that file that Clarke just squirted over." Captain. Then once Igot them going, they all three came all over themselves. That wasfun!" "You were something!" I said, admiringly. "I'm not now?" she asked. She knew the answer and went on. "Then they asked me to do it again, and I played hard to get. Theysaid they'd do anything I wanted if I'd do it to them again. So Idid, a few more times that day. Then each day for a few weeks. Itwas lots of fun, better than Girl Scouts for sure! But I ran outof things to order them to do, and it. " I said "Sure.", "I've got nowhere to be right now, go ahead and unload away". She then began to tell me about her life, how her last boyfriend treated her so bad, how she was hoping just to get away from it all for awhile, and so forth. During this time, she had ordered a couple more of the martinis and the conversation began to lean toward the sexual."My ex was a rotten lover.", she exclaimed with a sigh. "It's been almost 6 months since I've had a decent orgasm", she bemoaned. In my best.