He turned to locate the sexy voice that addressed him, and I was all he could do not to drool and respond. In front of him was the hottest girl he had...ever seen. Dark red hair with even darker red streaks, green eyes, lots of metal in her ears, a nose stud and the most kissable lips he had ever seen. She was about 5'10" and had fabulous curves. Jake thought he could see rings through the nipples tenting her top as well."I'm Jake," Stammered the tall dark and tattooed man. They talked for a bit. . sign on, read email. Coffee break. Get called to the executive conference room, lift my skirt, drop my panties, bend over the table and get taken by the executives, one after another. Salad for lunch. Keep the contractors happy with blow jobs at their desks. Spank the bad employees. Heavy traffic on the ride home. Just another day in the salt mines of corporate America.Gee, where did that come from??? Just feeling in a funny mood. Hope to hear from you soon, but if I don't, I understand.Love,. What a nutty thing towrite about!I must have become more engrossed in the computer than I thought, because Isuddenly became aware that both Sue and Sybil were standing behind me."What the heck are you doing reading this kind of stuff?" I asked Sue."These are some of the weirdest stories I've ever seen. What kind of manwants to become a woman?"Sue and Sybil looked at each other and then Sue said to me in a slurredvoice, "Here Tom, I made you a drink."It had been a long day, and a drink did. There was a picture of a teddy bear, for pity's sake, and roses. Maybe Chris was a guy, and Evan was gay. No, that couldn't be. Gay marriage wasn't legal in our state. At least not yet.I couldn't wait. I might actually buy The Banner every day for a week, just to make sure I didn't miss her answer. Maybe she'd answer him in Haiku. I could just imagine it:Should I marry youThis is not a quandaryNo - fuck off EvanI wondered if it was legal to print "Fuck Off, Evan"Tuesday morning, August 14th.