They were both smiling as they walked up to me.'You look very good,' Sue said. 'What do you think, Fran?''She's brilliant,' Fran said.'Look, er,' I sa...d. 'I know what this looks like, but it's not what youthink.''Well, we think you're a man wearing female clothes,' Fran said. 'Are youtelling us that's not true?''Well, that's true obviously,' I said. 'But I'm not one of those...' Icouldn't say the word.'Transvestites,' Sue said.'Exactly,' I said.'I thought a transvestite was a man who wore. "I don't need pampering, I need to get laid," she blurted out in a fevered whisper. She wanted to jab that fork into her own left eye. She was completely mortified at what she had said.Zander choked on his food. He gulped at his tea and swallowed hard. "Excuse me?" He asked."Forget I said it." Georgia was slumping in the vinyl-covered seat. She wanted to hide.There was a long uncomfortable silence. Georgia had given up all pretense of eating and was staring at her hands in her lap. Finally. I drew a seven, Jenna a three, and Anya a nine. She looked delighted until Natalie flipped over an eight. A brief frown crossed her face, then she shrugged and went over to talk with Jenna about their bidding strategy.Natalie moved her bean bag over to me, a wry grin on her face. "Anya's probably not very happy with me right now," she whispered. I raised an eyebrow, but didn't say anything. We went on to discuss game play for a few minutes, then rejoined Anya and Jenna.I was right--the girls. It turned out not to be too difficult with the warm embers still there, and soon she had a good blaze going.Then she picked up the magazine again, saw another on the table, and was going to put them away. But suddenly, she sat down instead and started rummaging through the pages of the other. She noticed the title, Gangbangs and opened it up. There were stories inside, with pictures as well. The title of the one she started to read was "A Woodsman, Four Campers, and a Lost Girl" by Alex.