. Replied the patient.Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband ha... died of a massive myocardial infarct.Not more than five minutes later, I heard herReporting to the rest of the family that he hadDied of a ‘massive internal fart.’Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg4. While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, ‘How long have you been bedridden?’After a look of complete confusion she answered...‘. “What did I do?” “Nothing.” He shook his head and stared at the ground. Several tense seconds passed where she stood waiting, not knowing how to respond. “I think I just need to cool off.” While she was still trying to figure out what had happened, he scooped her up in his arms and tossed her into the pool. Her screech of protest cut through the air as the cool water crashed over her. Ruby held her breath and felt the splash beside her as he followed her in. She pushed to the surface. I said now I’m not in the mood to sleep I’m already wet I wants to play in rain. She said wow I’m also thinking the same just come and we will go and play in rain, I m just searching for the company.We both went and nearly for half an hour we played in rain then we came back to room we both were shivering due to cold then she changed her dress. I asked her give me one dress to wear my one is also totally wet. She gave her track and said please don’t smell it tomorrow I have to wash. I said it’s. My ma told me that pa was not actually my real pa.She told me that my real pa had been sunk out to sea by some Nazi submarine that probably never even knew anything about him at all and that it really wasn’t personal.We didn’t even have a photo of him, because our new head of household Jethro would be a mite put out by that unlikely circumstance. It seemed like I was doomed to be surrounded by the female half of the universe because all I had was sisters. There were five of them and only the.