What the others are here for, I have no idea. WH AudenIn hotel rooms I worry. I can’t be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. Jonathan Katz...f life were fair Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead. Johnny CarsonI don’t believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we’re very skeptical. Arthur C ClarkeHollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap. Steve MartinHome cooking. Where many. Once wet, she positioned herself atop the head of my cock and ever so slowly slid down wards. I'd thought I was going to die. And her husband didn't know the passion she had? What a shame. As she settled down at the base of my shaft she sat there for a moment relishing in the moment. I reached up underneath the T-shirt and began to fondle her breasts. At first she started to draw back, but once she found I was excited and admired them she arched her back, driving me deeper inside. She squeezed. In an excited state, I walked into my parent's room and opened mymother's lingerie drawer. I found a flimsy, tan garterbelt and attachedit. I then rolled the stockings on, loving the way they smoothed my legsand gleamed. My body was thin and smooth, but my long, gracefully curvedlegs, small and highly arched feet and round ass were definitely my bestfeatures. My brown hair is long and I have bangs which reach my eyebrows.I opened my mother's closet, at this time almost unable to breathe. " His eyes softened and he broke into a smile before hepouted his lips. "Give daddy a kiss and tell him you love him."It happened before I could even process it, my lips met his. He was ahungry kisser, his mouth engulfing mine in massive bites and smooches. Thescent was so overwhelming I felt almost lightheaded, his bushy mustachetickled my upper lip. "This can't be fucking real," I thought to myself,and then came the tongue. It pushed in my mouth like an uninvited guest:breaking down the front.