There’s plenty of beer in the fridge and I’ll buy more, as soon as your lazy, shiftless brother drinks it all, within the hour.’ Instead of tell...ng the truth, lying, and pretending, imagine if your wife really didn’t look fat in that horizontally stripped, red dress she bought for the Christmas party? ‘Do I look fat in this?’ ‘Fat? Of course not, Honey. That red dress is slenderizing. It makes you look like you lost a hundred pounds.’ Instead of being married to your fat wife in the. “You threw me in the water,” said Bonnie with a scowl.I nodded, my expression serious. “Yes, I did.”“Why’d you do that?” she asked with a bit of a whine in her voice.“You were a little bit out of control,” I said. “I thought maybe the shock of the water would bring you around.”She bit her lip and was quiet for a moment.“Maybe you should’ve thrown her into the water,” Bonnie said eventually. “She was more out of control than I was.”I looked straight into her eyes – not that that was hard, our. "By that time she come around to my front and lifting my caged dick "and what is this? Hairs?" Godd... "Shut up! No excuses. Now I have another job to do. That will hurt. Well, If I get off on your suffering while I remedy what you neglected to do properly, I'll spare the rod some. Not completely, you understand but I'll be mellow and somewhat merciful. Grab the bag and take me to where you will suffer for me."So we went upstairs and when we got to the landing there was no need for Red to do. She bent down and licked it up in one deft move. She straightened and stood up. “There, now. Tomorrow you can go find a girlfriend.” She held the towel away from her body. “I’m going to go put this in the laundry.”Sam leaned back and looked up at his ceiling. “You’re the best, mom. Whatever you say.”“Goodnight, honey.”“Goodnight, Mom.” Sam heard the door open and then close with a soft click. Sam thought she’d probably need to lock it next time.The next day when Sam got home, Joyce asked him if.