Unhoon mujahy bartny ko kaha kay tea pelo may bath gia unhoo nay sana ko awaz di kay tea lay ayoo . Tea kay doran hi unki tamam faimly say mara taraf ...ua un ki two batian thin ak sana jo 9th may thi or doosri mahar jo 7th may thi tea peny kay bad may uper gia or wall khool dia or neachy a gia ab may doono kay bary may chony laga kay kis tahrah sana or mahar ki choot ko Dakh sakoon sana munasb jisim ki or choty choty mummy ki malik thi jo mari mutthi may ajyin or mahar kay sirf abhi niple hi. How's business?" Ah." He waved his hand in a dismissive gesture. "Your countrymen, they are, how do you say? Les barbares?" Barbarians," I said. "What is it this time? Someone ask for the nearest McDonald's again?" No, they say the drinking fountain in the bathroom, she is too low? I tell the maid to show them how to use the bidet, and they are upset with me." Americans aren't comfortable talking about bathroom stuff," I said, chuckling at the mental image of some tourist trying to drink out of. Some people take up to three or four quarts of water? That scared me. What if my colon burst?And I didn't have an enema bag. Where does one even find one?However Fleet enemas are available at the local grocery store.I was so embarrassed standing in the grocery aisle reading the directions on the enema box. I was sure everyone who passed was looking at me and knew what I was up to. I tried not to blush as I check out with my basket full of groceries. In the end, I choose a mineral oil. She looked in the living room, no one, the kitchen, no one. "Hello!! Is anyone even here?” she yelled out in frustration."Julie, we're in the study! Get over here and out of the heat.” Julie's Mom yelled back.Julie cut back through the living room and saw her mother standing in the doorway of the study waving her inside. As she ran inside the cool breeze of air conditioning sent chills through her body. Her mother closed the door behind her and immediately started with the questions."What the.