She was probably thinking this present better be worth the work…lol. The next note took her all the way upstairs to our bedroom to a painting that w...s hung on our wall. It is funny how we look at things each and every day but fail to actually look at it. Had she looked at the picture earlier more closely she would have noticed the note but to my luck she hadn’t so the game was not ruined. When she opened the note it lead her back down stairs to another gift under the tree that was hidden in. Finally, i rolled up an old vest (it gets cold on the way to the wards at night in winter) to make a suitable gag.When all was ready, i spread the pins out on the floor as you had instructed; i was, of course, already naked. Squatting down above the pins, i put the gag down close to hand ready to place it into my mouth when the time was right before i started to eased the candle into my fanny and began to push it in and out. It was not the most pleasant of experiences and i had to pump hard for. "Open it and you will see."I opened the wrapping and found two boxes. I peeled away the packingtape and looked inside, a look of at first bewilderment on my face, andthen I began to realise what the object was."Is this what I think it is?" I asked.She smiled. "Yes," she replied.I lifted it out. Before me was a silicone realistic vagina complete witha small amount of what seemed like real hair in the correct place. "Putit on, there's a tube inside for your thing. You can go to the loonaturally. That morning Iwas slouching around in jeans and a T-shirt when she came and sat next tome."Stephen, I don't quite know how to say this, but have you been washingyourself properly?" What the hell do you mean?" I'm talking about feminine hygiene, and I guess you know nothing aboutit because quite frankly, you smell" Feminine hygiene? Don't I have enough to deal with without smartasscomments like that?"She shouted back at me "You can get sick if you don't keep yourselfclean. You either learn do it.