.... his ..... kind..... of thiiiiiiiiiiiing!"The tempo of the music quickens, becoming a snazzy soft shoe. A hunchedover, toothless old woman with a ...ig honking banana of a nose is walkingwith the aid of a cane down the sidewalk past the house. Although she ismeters away from the porch Wakko somehow snatches the cane away from herand flips it to Phelps. The preacher leans on it jauntily, dipping hisknees in time to the music as he sings..."When bads thing happen to nice people;That's music to. Agle din jab main un k ghar gaya to usne kaha ki unki beti un k kisi relative k ghar gayi hai(jo ki jhoot tha usne jan bujh kar apni beti ko uski frnd k ghar bhej diya thajo mujhe baad me pata chala)phr usne kaha ki aab kch der baith jao main kch banati hunt um hare liye phr hum as usual chat kar rahe the aur wo kitchn me break fast bana rahi thi aur main kitchen door me khada hua us k back ko dekh raha tha.Kch der baad unhone kaha ki upper se ek badda nikal do mera haath nahi pahunchega main. Her ladyship wanted me in the living room immediately. She followed me in and after I bowed and Linda curtsied, she motioned for us to kiss her feet. I was then ordered to spank Linda at five-second intervals. Linda was told to bend over holding on to the coffee table and required to say thank you milady, after each slap and smile sweetly. I began groping her ass between each slap and I was told to stop that nonsense. After about twenty hard whacks Linda was ordered to eat out her ladyship,. I got home before Ash did that day and heard it," he told Glenna. "Ash told me who you were," he added."I see," Glenna remarked. "You sure do have a great memory," she said."Thank you," Brad replied.Ashley watched them, still confused. Brad hadn't displayed that good a memory in the three years they'd been married so far. But, she remembered the call. It had scared the crap out of her at the time. She thought Brad had found out about all her secret Internet surfing... but the moment had.