" She then said, " Don't you be sorry at all about that! I'm flattered that I can make that happen to you, so easley. " She sat down beside me as I at...the breakfast she made for me. My cock stayed some what hard the entire time I ate. When I was done, I told her how good it was. I stood up, grabbed my plate and began to walk to the sink. She said, "Were do you think you are going?" I stopped and before I could say anything, she asked " Don't I get a hug for making you breakfast?" I smiled and. I'm openly straight but I harbour intense desires to experience man-on-man sex, and I figured this might be the place to secretly get a taste of the forbidden fruit.One beautiful Wednesday afternoon I finally worked up the courage to take my bike along the path to the place those guys were talking about. It was quiet along the path as I peddled my bike slowly along, looking for the exact location where these secret rendez-vous take happen. On one of the benches facing the river, sat an older. Main sochta tha ki aunty kyun apne boor mein kheera pelti thi jab ki uncle toh the hi.Yahan jaanae ki jigyase mein ek din jab uncle aunty sone chaale gye toh main unke kamre ke bahar kaan laga ke khara ho gaya.Aandar se awaaz aa rahi thi.Tum roj hi aisa karte ho fir mujhse shaadi kyunki.Chacha ne kaha ki main dukaan se aate aate thak jaaata hun.Ab main pura mamla samjh chukka tha.Chacha aunty ko chod ke khus nhi kaar pa rahe hain isliye aunty ko kheera ka sahara lena pad raha.Aur wo bechaari. ” “And if I’m bad?” asked the little one.“Then,” answered the mother, “You will have many.”“Hello, is this the Sheriff’s Office?”“Yes. What can I do for you?”“I’m calling to report ‘bout my neighbor Virgil Smith ... He’s hidin’ marijuana inside his firewood! Don’t quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he’s hidin’ it there.”“Thank you very much for the call, sir.”The next day, the Sheriff’s Deputies descend on Virgil’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes,.