In short, my life sucked rocks. All that shit was running through my head when that big honkin' mother of a coal truck came around the bend mostly in ...y lane. I moved as far to the right as I could but no way was it going to miss me. I knew it was over before it clipped me and sent the rented SUV over the side of that mountain.Now, in that situation most people will scream something descriptive like "SHIIIT!" or the even more appropriate "FUUUKKK!" That would have been the most appropriate. “Okay baby you may look now,” My wife shouted and I uncovered my head and turned around. She was just buttoning the top button of her blue dress and as I looked at Walter he was smiling from ear to ear. We said our goodbyes and my wife kissed Walter on the lips; they exchanged telephone numbers as we parted for the journey home. Gary loaded the things into the trunk and I said to my wife, “I didn’t know that you had your clit pierced baby.” “Why would you?” she replied, “you will never see it. You might not get another chance. My mom said she was going to padlock my clothes on me after tonight." Shit. You're right. I'd regret this forever if I didn't at least try it for a minute. I don't know if I'll really fuck you, but I'll at least stick it in. Is that OK with you?" Samantha must have agreed, because she grabbed my dick and tried to get it to go into her pussy, but it wouldn't while we were both standing up. I reached down so that my hand was around my dick as well and whispered. So, how serious is the boyfriend you have? I was stunned, it was true, he did want me :) All I could say was he is a great guy he and I just don't really have sex. The natural question I get asked anytime I say that is how do you deal with that. The answer, I really don't know, I look for reasons to break up all the time; and sadly other than sex there isn't one. Well, I digress onto the sexy part!I told him that I thought about him, and that I had a crush on him ever since he started. He said.