My twelfth birthday took fourteen tries. I was deep into puberty by then, and a dozen naked dancing girls didn't seem too much. Not really. The knock ...n effects from that led to my first nuking.I might be a god, omnipotent and omnipresent and all that, but I was also a young boy. And young boys aren't universally renowned for their innate intelligence. I missed things, but the government didn't. They got scared of something they couldn't understand or control. But a thirty kiloton nuclear. "No, her name will be Bonnie," my mother insisted."Why Bonnie?" I asked."Well, Alan means 'handsome" and Bonnie means 'pretty' - and as you aremy child, I get to name you," my mom said."Fine," I sighed."Now for some 'girl training'!" Melody said with a giggle.I'd love to say I found my "girl training" awful, that I was so manly Isucked at trying to act feminine, but the truth is it wasn't all thatbad, even though I was still lacking in confidence by the time springbreak was over.Not that there. We need a third princess in thecovenand, I want to meet Julianne, your mum's first gothic princess, so you,Julian, the gothic prince will have to go. I want to see you as Juliannenow."I hesitated."Stop fighting who you are," Jade urged.I hadn't imagined my first girlfriend would, like my Mum and sister,encourage me to dress like a woman.I was reluctant to put on my bra and panties again yet alone the rest ofit.I didn't want to become a girl again, did I? Or did I?I had been trying to be a. And she was like...are you drunk? and she freaked asking where I was and I got annoyed and pissed and told her to come fucking pick me up or I'd tell(she immediately knew what I meant). Then I tossed the phone to my boy friend at the time and haha again poor guy had to have the awkward conversation with my mom telling her where I was, and she, I found out later asked him to please watch over me till she got there. Poor guy I called him so many names, trying to get him to leave me alone but he.