It’ll just have to be someone else’s, that’s all”.A guy is driving out in the middle of nowhere, very lost. Finally he spots two houses so he ...oes up to the first house and looks in the door way. He sees an old lady yanking on her boobs and an old man jerking off. He is so freaked out that he goes to the next house and says “What’s up with your neighbours?” and the owner of the house says “Oh that’s the Robinson’s, they’re both deaf. She’s telling him to go milk the cow and he’s telling her to. "Thank you Tiffany for the wonderful evening, may I call you?" Yes you may, here's my number," he said as he wrote it on a napkin,"Please call." I will," he said as he left.Jason drove home and felt an emptiness. He wanted Bill sitting besidehim to kiss his neck and lips, to tell him how much he loved Tiffany. Hewanted a man. Jason went to bed after removing his makeup. He lay in bedthinking of what had just happened. He had just had a first kiss from a man and felt good about it and as hedid. But what I’m really interested in knowing is, why aren’t you trying to tear my face off right now?”His spine refused to unbend, but his mind was starting to regain some focus. Tommy risked a glance directly at the general, who seemed relaxed and curious.“I really don’t know, sir. I remember seeing Target Bravo get hit by a missile, then collapsing on top of my squad ... some of them, anyway ... but my memories got pretty fuzzy. Next thing I know, I woke up in the back of a trailer filled with. She, 23, dark hair with fake tan, voluptuous body with lots of curves, but NOT fat, and oh that chest. My wife, Sandy, 29, more fair-skinned, got called into work last minute, leaving Michelle and I at home. She has always been one to keep to herself ever since I had known her. She stayed in her room then came downstairs and said she was going for a bike ride. She came back an hour later, flushed and drenched with sweat, and I heard her go upstairs and turn the shower on… I said okay, this is.