'Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and asks the first man he meets, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'The man said, 'I do, Father.'The priest sai..., 'Then stand over there against the wall.'Then the priest asked the second man, 'Do you want to go to heaven?''Certainly, Father, ' the man replied.'Then stand over there against the wall, ' said the priest.Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and asked, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'O'Toole said, 'No, I don't Father.'The priest said, 'I. ‘I’m serious. What am I going to do? He looks like he’s ready to just jump in the car and take me home. I need to get him somewhere where we can get, you know…’ ‘Naked?’Jen supplied. ‘Horizontal,’ Melissa answered. Jen laughed, ‘Oh honey, horizontal is so not necessary!’ Melissa giggled in reply and then sobered. Taking a deep breath she looked first at Robert waiting for her and then back at her best friend. ‘Wish me luck?’ ‘Who needs luck when you have boobs?’ Jen smiled and dragged Melissa. "Fine!" she snapped "Let me see what I have in the house"Then she stepped back inside, now it wasn't that I didn't trust her, but seeing how she had just told me she still needed more time, and was now saying she had it in the house, I quickly followed her."What are you doing?" she asked as I followed her into her house."Making sure I get paid" I repliedSo she quickly led through her house and into the kitchen, where her purse was, before she began fiddling inside of it looking for some. He placed one hand on her mouth and shook her again. Her eyes opened partially and she looked at Calvin and then her eyes grew wide and she yelled, but his hand muffled her voice. He grabbed the knife and placed it against her throat and she stopped. “I’m going to remove my hand from your mouth. You yell and I slice your throat. Got it?” She nodded and he slowly removed his hand and she started to cry.“Please don’t hurt me.” Autumn said slightly slurred and Calvin leaned in and she turned away.