No contest, if you asked me.4. It makes me think of sex all the time. I can't do anything or go anywhere without being acutely aware of it stuffing my...guts and splitting my asshole open. It makes me pay more attention to other men and their bulges and makes me wonder all the time how those bulges would feel in place of the plug. This makes me constantly wet and on edge, very useful if you are under orders to keep yourself aroused without actually cumming for a week or a month.5. It doubles the. I stumbled a little, laughing at my drunkeness. I sat back down slowly, leaning my head back into the comforting couch.I woke up in a dark room sometime later. There was a single candle in the room, illuminating the small area around it. I went to stretch my arms, but they were restrained by leather straps. I tugged at the straps and screamed loudly. A door opened to my right. A tall figure was standing in the lit doorway. Sir. He walked towards me, closing the door behind him. He hit a switch. I was working out next to Tim and Mike. When we were done, we looked around and about half of the Washington team was dry heaving. I was amused to see John curled up in a ball.I went and helped Ty up."Domination baby! We own the fourth quarter," I teased him."How often do you do that?" Ty asked."Five times a week since February," Mike told him.I was happy to see Jim helping Brad up. I went over to John and whispered, "I thought you were in shape?"He glared at me. I helped him up."We had it easy. I turned out the light and left the room.I then went and found a spare duvet and pillow and pushed it under the spare bed, right into the far corner. I sat on the stairs in exuberant anticipation until I heard the car pull back up the drive and then I shot under the spare bed.The front door opened and the voices fell in to the hall way downstairs. Footsteps tottered into the kitchen as they had before. Bad news this time though, I heard the kettle go on which meant tea, which meant no.